The emergency broadcast system test

would be preferable to this.

Why do they run news specials about serial killers in the we hours of the morning? This lovely show (the only thing on late night cable here in the hotel), combined with a wicked cold from the minus 587 degree weather, has me up well past 4:00 am with no hope of rest any time soon as involuntary images of John Gacy and Richard Ramirez are perpetrating my thoughts now. This has been helpful, guys. Thanks.