Joe's Buck N' Cut

Please tell me I am not the only one who clearly sees the inherent flaw of this product, the formula for which seems to involve mixing equal parts sharp blades with vibrating motor, adding water to taste, and then inflicting it upon your body? Yikes.

Shades of a Far Side Cartoon I once saw in which a barber is depicted cutting a customer's hair as he rides a coin-op bucking bronco in his barber shop - resulting in an awful choppy hairdo and one unhappy client. The sign on the window reads "Joe's Buck N 'Cut".